LIGHT METAHEADBLOOMER-COLA!
New! Sparkling! Fresh! Sexy! Yours!
Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Sky-High Fructose Golden Corn Syrup, Sexual-enhanced Sugar, Sparkling Morningweed, Wood Moisturizer, Spidermonkey Fatigue Nerve Gas, Phosphoric Acid, Citric Acid, Unnatural Flavorings, and Ultra-Modified GmbyGM2 Food Starch, Black Caffeine, Antidepression Flowjets, Low Mandrax Firewalls, 100% Boosted Antpilgrims, Preservatives, Conservatives, Abrasives, Sun-scorched bodies in the beach, Sovereignty amplified to the ninth power.
Shake and serve in a chilled nuclear-bloomified glass.
Cheers, Hound Gods!
Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Sky-High Fructose Golden Corn Syrup, Sexual-enhanced Sugar, Sparkling Morningweed, Wood Moisturizer, Spidermonkey Fatigue Nerve Gas, Phosphoric Acid, Citric Acid, Unnatural Flavorings, and Ultra-Modified GmbyGM2 Food Starch, Black Caffeine, Antidepression Flowjets, Low Mandrax Firewalls, 100% Boosted Antpilgrims, Preservatives, Conservatives, Abrasives, Sun-scorched bodies in the beach, Sovereignty amplified to the ninth power.
Shake and serve in a chilled nuclear-bloomified glass.
Cheers, Hound Gods!
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