Megaton Koan Reloaded. version e.

The Tsung-Hiam dynasty entered its tenth year. By that time, Tsiat Hetsé was merely a young man, who often enjoyed merry mornings fishing down the river. So far this autumn season, he had fished nothing.
As he walked back home, thinking of other chores and things, he came across a monk, who asked, "What have you fished?"
Tsiat stopped in his tracks and looked into the empty basket. Then, he became enlightened.