Megaton Koan Reloaded. version a.

On the tenth year of the Tsung-Hiam dynasty, Tsiat Hetsé was still a young fisherman. In a beautiful autumn afternoon, a wise elder arrived at the village to buy fish for his monastery. He asked Hetsé: “let me purchase all you have fished today.” The youngster’s negative response was retorted with a slap across the face. Then he awakened.

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